Paterson Paranormal is an extremely amateur investigative group that crawls about in graveyards, crashes through hedges, splits in-seams scaling (low) walls and, generally, trips over its own feet in the course of investigating putative paranormal phenomena.  All in the name of family fun.

 

A mugging in a graveyard?

Two investigators test the hypothesis that bright blue colors cause the 'wandering souls of the departed' to get into a deep funk and exhibit temperature depressions. The identity of the under-age investigator (shown holding an infared-sensing thermometer, not a Glock 36) is hidden on the chance that, unlike her father, she might, some day, seek a position of responsibility.

 

Q: Why do the souls of the departed hang out in graveyards?  You might think that, after 100 years or so, they would have had enough 'graveyard' to last... a lifetime.  Why not hang out at the local Cineplex and check out Halle Berry or Rene Russo?