The Gossip Page

This page contains non-lethal gossip about coworkers. All names have been changed to protect the guilty. Well… almost all names.

1. 'D' dropped the serving tongs on the cafeteria floor. After looking around and concluding that no one saw this, he attempted to place them back on the serving table. [Thanks Dan!!] But someone did observe this – 'J' loudly castigated 'D' “don't you DARE ..” - causing 'a cafeteria worker to enter the fray and take the tongs. 'D' was seen, red-faced, slinking out of the cafeteria. [Good job Judy!]
- source: 'J' the Evil Admin.

2. One admin, 'C', is thinking of getting married to a guy whose last name is so funny that she is unable to say it aloud without laughing. It is slowly dawning on her that, should she go ahead with this ill-advised undertaking, she will never be able to order a pizza (the pizzeria will think the order is some teen-age prank). - source: Ms. Klump herself.

3. 20 April 2004: Well it looks like ‘Ms. J’ has a chance to become “Mrs. Batty”! According to well placed snitches (I mean sources) ‘J’ has responded to Mr. B’s e-mailed advances and is interested in meeting. At least in this case the new name would be appropriate!